This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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