you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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