You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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