did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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