what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sorry my hands just texted you
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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