I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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