so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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