He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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