the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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