I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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