It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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