She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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