We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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