I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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