why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
