ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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