she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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