my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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