yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
