That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She is in my trunk
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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