Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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