Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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