did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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