My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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