You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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