I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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