FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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