i need an iv and a liver transplant
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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