Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
