This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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