Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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