Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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