We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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