im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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