K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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