Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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