I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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