I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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