we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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