so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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