yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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