she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need to calm my uterus...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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