I can't watch pbs sober anymore
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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