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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!

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(757): View more from Virginia

I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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I don't wanna die...

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(516): View more from New York

Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?

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(817): View more from Texas

Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...

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(1-417): View more from Missouri

I don't think you could pull off being mean.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

How do you think I'm still single?

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