I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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