weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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