Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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