all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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