i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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