Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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