I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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