susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
