so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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