Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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