This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
