her vagine was all disorganized.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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