none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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